Soup (references)

soup, derived from Late Latin suppa "bread soaked in broth," from Proto-Germanic *sup-, from PIE *sub-, from root *seue- (2) "to take liquid", is a running gag in the sluts and sabers campaign that gets funnier every time its mentioned dont worry about it bucko. who says running gags cant be funny? have you SEEN arrested development? soup is fantastic and is always portable and never needs to be reheated by stovetop or microwave. are there microwaves in the sluts and sabers universe? in order for microwaves to be canon WW2 also has to be canon.

soup is the most powerful bargaining tool in the known universe, and probably the unknown universe as well but im too lazy to check. this is because of its versatility. you can use it as a meal, drink, dessert, friend, macguffin, raison d'être, or side dish. someone is your way? why not instead of beating the shit out of them, give them some soup and they'll be distracted by the flavor and see colors and swirly shit ala ratatouille. or maybe they'll be allergic to something in it and die instantly. either way, dont have to fight them and you can pass! someone distrusts you cause of something illegal you did? pull some warm soup from your back pocket and they'll distrust you on the basis of soup instead of war crimes. oh the glories of soup!! s o up!!!!!!! except for Manhattan clam chowder New England clam chowder is much better

soup is used by the party to do shit I dont really remember every time we've used it but thats fine lmao its mentioned at least once a campaign session

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